It wouldn't be the change of the seasons without me getting a sinus infection. Add to that a nice case of plantar fasciitis, and my day is just made. And so it is now that I am become a grouchy bear. I've got my antibiotics and am waiting for them to take effect. That said, today reminded me why I prefer to be active at night: I really don't like dealing with the general public.
Example 1: After getting my meds, I left HyVee and got into my car. As I was backing out (with Jim Chappelow in the space opposite me, by pure coincidence), some kid in a suit literally runs behind my car, stops, and makes a mad dash back as I slam on the brakes. Someone must not have explained to him what those funny white lights on the back of a vehicle mean...
Example 2: Right after nearly crushing a stupid child, I head to drop off my suit at the cleaners for my interview on Friday. Coming to a three-way stop, I stop. (Weird how that works, huh?) Some stupid blonde girl pulls up, slows down, and proceeds to cruise on through right as I start to go through the intersection, nearly taking off my front end. Fortunately, my mad braking skills saved me once again. She, of course, didn't let it faze her that she had nearly caused a serious accident through her own neglect.
Dear Lord, save me from humanity. Damn you kids, get off my lawn!
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